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Do you have some problems
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Would you like someone to solve them
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Would you like someone to share in your misery
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Well I don't
know the answer
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But I know a
flamenco dancer
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Who will dance
for you if you will dance for me
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Her name's
Miranda
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She's a
Rudolph Valentino fan
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And she
doesn't claim to understand
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She bakes brownies for the boys in the band
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And every
Sunday morning
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When the
sermon lines are forming
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And Saturday
night is a memory that I gave aah
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She's busy in
the pantry
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Far away from
Elmer Gantry
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Who is busy
baking souls that he may save
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Everybody's
soul but Miranda
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She's a
Rudolph Valentino fan
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And she
doesn't claim to understand
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She bakes brownies for the boys in the band
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La la la la la la la Oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh
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Oh oh oh oh oh La la la la la la la Oh oh oh oh
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At the bar
we're gin & scotchin
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While the
F.B.I. is watching
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And they're
tape recording every other word
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The Bartender
is bleeding
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Pardon me I
was just leaving
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As another
cleaver voice repeats absurd so
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Everybody's
talking about Miranda
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She's a
Rudolph Valentino fan
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And she
doesn't claim to understand
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She bakes
brownies for the boys in the band
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Her name's
Miranda
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Her name's
Miranda
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Her name's Miranda
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